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Phone Post [07 Mar 2004|12:26am]
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Phone Post: [06 Mar 2004|08:10pm]
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“What up, bitches! This be Rox, on the highway in Georgia... uh... we just... we left Six Flags, and then we drove to Alabama, and now we're driving back through Georgia, and then we're going to drive to Tennessee, so then we're gonna drive back through Georgia and then back through Tennessee and then we're gonna drive back into Georgia. This makes a lot of sense if you've ever driven north on 75. Um... I have really nothing all that fucking exciting to say, except there's this fucking ride at Six Flags, and you drop 200 feet, and it's, like, amazing and freaky and horrible, but amazing, and that's all I have to say about that, and here's Dani real quick.

(Dani): Hello! Another fantastic ride other than Acrophobia would be Superman's... um, Ultimate Flight, I think is what it's called, and it's one of the new lying-down style roller coasters, and you've never been so grateful for gravity in your life. I am a huge roller coaster fanatic and this is my main reason for going to the park and it terrified the shit out of me, I have never screamed so hard except for maybe on Acrophobia, 'cause I screamed bloody MURDER on that, because, dude, 200 feet up from the ground and the ground rushing up towards you... yeah. Another fantastic ride at Six Flags would have to be the Georgia Cyclone, also known as DEATH. Seriously, my hip is so sore from that ride. I almost flew out, so did Vivian, it was the scariest thing in the whole world. Seriously, don't go on the Georgia Cyclone. Georgia Cyclone equals death. However, if you have the time and are relatively bored and would like to sit and would like to kind of go on a virtual acid trip, go on the Monster Plantation, because that is fantastic in every way, shape and form... and it's just... it is fantastic, and it's fantastically scary, and just horrible at the same time, because it's so fucking SOUTHERN. Gotta love Florida... oh... Georgia! We're in Georgia! Gotta love Florida and Georgia and Alabama and Tennessee and North Carolina and South Carolina and all the wonderful faith (?) of the South and here's Rivian again. [Ed.: Yeah, I know, she meant Vivian. But she says Rivian! I swear! I assume that's a combination of Rox and Vivian, which is just zany, I think you'll agree.]

Vivian: Yo, peeps! Dude, this is totally ironic, we're driving back past Six Flags on our way to Alabama, like, while we're making this post, and you can see Atlanta in the distance, with all its lights and shit, and it's pretty cool.. um... or the A-T-L, as Bubba Sparxxx would say. So, I be goin', yo, and I love all of you, and I miss you, everyone I haven't spoken to, and Mar, I wish I could call your... like... house from my cell phone but I can't THIS IS THE FUCKING LONGEST POST AND NO ONE'S GONNA TRANSCRIBE IT [Ed.: Showed her, didn't I? HA HA!] BUT! I love you all and umumumumumSEAPRIDE!”

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Phone Post: [05 Mar 2004|06:36pm]
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“Hey, this is Rox again, we're at Cracker Barrel now, um, Dani is purty smart and I am a fucking moron I have like six of them left on the thing and you have to be really fucking stupid to manage that one. Anyhow. Um... I'm drinking milk! See guzwuzz wick skee (?) what was not previously heard but is now heard, and I'm considering buying a T-shirt that says "Icky sticky bugs"... because, dude, it's like five bucks, and it's a T-shirt that says "Icky sticky bugs". And we both ordered chicken pot pie, because chicken pot pie is the coolest shit in the world. Anyway, here's Dani, she's gonna say hi.

Dani: Hello. I would just like to say that Rubix Cubes really are the most frustrating thing in the world, even moreso than the little Cracker Barrel toys, because at least I've been able to solve the Cracker Barrel toy before, but Rubix Cubes -- I have no idea where to even begin. And we're in Macon, Georgia, and it's fantastic, because I love the South.

Rox: Wild Adventures!

Dani: Yeah, and we went to Wild Adventures, in Valdosta, and it turns out they actually have about four roller coasters or so, and we're totally going to go back there and see Styx on the 20th, which'll be fantastic, because I'm seeing Styx on the 19th, and then I'm seeing them on the 20th, and I'm totally going to be a Styx groupie, in, what, 2004, and they came out in the '80s, oh my god I'm so cool. Bluhbuhbluh. Here's Vivian, or Rox, again.

Vivian: So, yeah, thus continues the phone post, these are all gonna be pretty damn long, no one's gonna transcribe them, but, um, hopefully people will attempt to transcribe them, because Gin can't listen to them. How sad. Alright, I'm gonna go enjoy my food, and my Cracker Barrel toy, I'm giving it another shot. Alright, bye.”

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Phone Post [05 Mar 2004|04:21pm]
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[05 Mar 2004|03:09pm]
Hi, everybody! Had lunch w/ Regan and a shot w/ Brian so all is good. Am leaving soon with Dani, on my way to the fabulous Chez Castengera. <3 you all!
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[03 Mar 2004|11:45am]
Because I don't want to annoy anyone and because I sincerely doubt that anyone is all that interested in [info]breathlessgin, [info]immortalis, [info]kaliathaya, and myself, I bring you [info]nedwidge. This journal is a 2-months-paid account meant to be updated by those involved in the spring break madness that will commence on Friday.

This journal will be primarily made up of random on-I75-phone-posts. Anyone volunteer to transcribe them?
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